What are you doing, bro, I don't get it? The guy's gonna hear me come

Student, fuck us in fmf, you get an automatic grade, we get orgasms

I came with you four times - now you're not a virgin, you're my boyfriend

Am I some kind of joke to you, bro? I won't suck you off (will 😅)

Yeah, I'm fucking a stranger in the public streets, and the guy doesn't go to the extreme

Ouch, did you come in me? I mean, for that much money, you could creampie

A creampie is needed after a massage - surely your boyfriend won't mind?

The guy doesn't fuck, but don't be sad, here's your brother's dick, suck it

Oh, man, I came in my condom and it ripped 😱 Am I gonna be a father now?

I bought this lingerie for my sweetheart, but I loved the delivery girl in it first

I came in and there was an Asian girl. I don't fuck at work, but I cleaned her pipes

If I'm gonna cheat on my father, it's gonna be with his son

If you want sex, say it, I'll give it to you. I'll spare nothing for my son

The guy's gone, and I got you a new dick - mine! Suck it and you'll feel better

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝

I put my ass all the way up on his dick. If he likes it, he's gonna come

It's hard to prove that I'm not a whore, because I even have a stepson in me

Honey, massage my ass, but stick your tongue in deep 😏

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

I'll fuck this one in the pussy, that one in the ass, share the sperm

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

Come here, if you cum from your fingers, you'll have a 2nd orgasm from your dick

I sent my wife to get money, and the bitch came back with cum on her chest

You come in the bathroom, come in me. I'm not the only one who has to come